I've been up to stuff, you know? … Things, but recently I've also been around the block in my head, emotionally, so I thought, as it's the start of the year, although fuck me, if it isn't February already! I’d write it up … or is it down? Whichever, both.

Being in a situation where an emotive response is the correct response comes with a heavy amount of pressure for me, imagine standing in front of an unexploded ticking bomb with a pair of wire cutters, and the only training you ever did was for a cycling proficiency certificate in 1981.

Yes, I'm one of the lucky few that gets to work on a Sunday night. But wait for it...the best bit is, I also get to work right through until Monday morning at 6. Can you imagine that? A whole 12-hour night shift. On a Sunday, what a treat!